My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
"You say you’re not special because the world doesn’t know about you, but that’s an insult to me. I know about you."
— John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via wordsnquotes)
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
(Source: cumrn, via gnarly)